SasoDei Love Story pt.1

SasoDei A Love Story Pt.1

It was morning at the akatsuki base and everyone had just woken up.They had the most efficent and most annoying alarm clock system...it's name is Tobi.Tobi was the only hyper in the morning."Deidara-senpai,good morning!hurry up and eat your pancakes!"

"Tobi if u dont get as far as the hell away from me in two seconds i swear to god i'll tear your face off!"Deidara said in an angry tone.

"Quit your bickering you two!I can barely hear myself think"Itachi said.

"Morning guys.get dressed we're going to the mall"Pein said.

"Yes sir"Sasori said half asleep.
"OMG!TOBI I HEARD THE FOOD COURT NOW SERVES HUMAN FLESH!WE SHOULD EAT THERE!"Zetsu said.

"uhhh...no thanks Zetsu-kun.I still have stomach pains from the last time you gave me human flesh..."Tobi said.

"Zetsu you gave Tobi human fkesh?What the hell were you thinking?!"Kisame yelled.

"You wouldn't understand..."Zetsu replied.

All of the Akatsuki got dressed and arrived to the mall where the whole akatsuki went to a store with there partner.Pein and Blue went to the shoe store(Blue demanded to go there).Kisame and Itachi went to the pet store.Zetsu and Tobi went to the food court.Kakuzu and Hidan went to the Sales event.Sasori and Deidara just browsed around then sat down on a bunch to talk for awhile.

"Why don't we go to the Craft's Section,un?"Deidara asked.

"Because over there they have cheap uninteresting crap that no REAL artist would buy.now shut up u stupid brat!"Sasori replied.

"Well then what should we do,un?"Deidara asked.

"Lets just stay here until the others are done.we'll just stay here and talk i guess."Sasori said.

"What should we talk about,un?"Deidara asked.

Sasori looks around the place a little bit."OMG DEIDARA LOOK AT THAT GUY!ISN'T HE GORGEOS!"Sasori said in a very fangirlish way.

"Hmph.Doesnt look to special to me.In fact he looks hideos from this angle"Deidara said in an angry sort of jealous way.

"Look you little brat you have no right to talk about a peron that beautiful!I ought to smack the shit out of you for saying that!Well I'm going to talk to him.I'll meet you back at the base later ok?"Sasori said very pissed off.

**What Deidara is thinking**Hmph Danna!What does that guy have?Rippling muscles?a huge ass?No mouths on his and or chest?Please spare me!That guy is so ugly!i mean i'm moreof a man then that guy will ever be!Not that im jealous or anything!It's just...well...um...who am i kidding.I love you Danna!But you always treat me terribly!Im hopelessly in love!

Sasori comes back to Deidara ten minutes later excited as a fangirl with porn.Or a fat guy with a life time supply of milk duds.Or a pizza thats for free!Wait im losing it back to the story.

"Deidara,I have some news for you"Sasori said.

"What is it Danna?"Deidara asked.

"Go out to dinner tonight and take as long as you want.Here's the money for it and see you at the base"Sasori said.

"Um...ok..i guess"Deidara was confused.

"Great thanks!"Sasori ran off.

"Guess it's just me for today"Deidara was depressed."I guess i better go to that dinner*sigh*alone"Deidara said.

After the dinner Deidara didn't spend much on he went back to the base.

"Well i'm back.Iguess Sasori is in our room.I guess i better go see how he's doing"Deidara said.

Near Deidara and Sasori's room Deidara could here a moaning sound.Deidara opened the and soon was about to face his doom.

"Danna I want to talk to you ab-"Deidara dropped his sentence as soon as he Sasori and the other man having sex."W-what is t-this,un?"

"Uh...Deidara i-i thought u were out to dinner..."Sasori said.

"I was b-but i got done..."Deidara said.

"Could you...um...keep out for a couple hours?"Sasori asked.

"Uh..sure..."Deidara said.Deidara walked out the door and in the living room where Itachi and Kisame were.

Deidara was about cry.so he went to Itachi for advice.

"I-itachi-san?"Deidara asked.

"What is it Deidara?"Itachi asked.

"I just saw Sasori-danna with some other guy.D-did you know anything about this?"Deidara asked trying to hold back tears.

"Yes.Why do you ask?"Itachi said.

"Well...you see...when i saw them together i had this pain in my stomach.I was choking up and my throat got sore...do you know why i feel like that?"Deidara asked.

"That's simple.Your obviously jealous.Because you love Sasori.No need to act tough about it"Itachi said.

"B-but w-why am i so sad now..."Deidara asked while taking a seat between Itachi and Kisame onthe couch.

"Because your upset that it wasnt you."Itachi said.

Finally Deidara couldn't hold it in anymore.Deidara began crying.He didn't cry like a baby but tears non the less.

"Please don't cry Deidara-san"Kisame saidshowing some sympathy for the Iwa nin.

"I-it's all b-because I-i was too slow!I-i didn't make a m-move so now i pay for it!"Deidara's tears were streaming down his face drenching his clothes.

"Don't beat yourself up for something that is not your fault!"Itachi shouted.

"What does it matter to you,un?!Your perfectly happy with your precious Kisame!"Deidara said running towards Hidan's room.

"Hidan can i stay here the night?"Deidara asked.

"Sure!May I ask why in the hell would you do that?"Hidan said.

"Sasori is having some 'fun' in his room with some guy he just met."Deidara said.

"I bet your jealous.but it's understandable."Hidan said.

"I'm gonna ignore that."Deidara said.

~*End of Part 1*~